"BTSA" - Busywork: Tedious, Senseless, and Asinine
Having taught public school previously in the Big Apple (in the South Bronx no less), I am not a first year teacher but I am new to LAUSD and find both the District and the "Complete Waste of Government Money that is BTSA" program to be an Orwellian nightmare.
NYC gets a bad rap as being a Darwinian "Survival of the Fittest" quagmire but at least it is a fairly efficient system and, more importantly, it makes sense. The NYC Board of Education is the polar opposite of LAUSD and its Demon Seed spawn, the mandatory BTSA (Beginning Teacher Support & Assessment) program. It makes no sense. None. Nada. Not at all.
The paperwork BTSA victims are expected to do is staggering in amount and laughable in content. The mandatory conferences are a waste of time and although we are given tons of printed materials, they are devoid of salient information. I'd rather they keep all the books we're given (Jesus - the trees killed in the name of education!) and instead give us a check to buy supplies for our classroom. (It is now December and I'm still fighting for pencils.)
The entire program is a sinister mystery. Although I've read through the BTSA intro binder, I still have no idea of what exactly I am required to do to successfully complete the program. I've asked many fellow participants and some BTSA advisors and, basically, have found my confusion to be Universal. I am at the point of sacrificing chickens at sunset in hopes to appease the angry BTSA Gods and therefore get definitive answers.
Despite the money thrown at this needless program, it is incredibly disorganized. Six months into the so-called Assistance program, I've yet to find a support provider (despite repeated requests.) I've attended two mandatory conferences, (kudos to a rep from the Fire Dept. who gave a great Emergency Preparedness lecture - unfortunately it was only about 30 min. of an eight hour day - the other 7.5 hours being a total waste of time), and was made to wait outside for over an hour because they had lost my registration - along with about 50 others. While I was complaining about the delay side (California or not, it can be pretty cold at 7:30 am), someone announced there were 50 "no shows".... hmmm - do the math - maybe someone brought the wrong list? It seemed a logical conclusion - nevertheless, we were made to stand there for another 30 minutes before they had the bright idea (which I had suggested some 90 minutes prior) of letting us sign in on a blank slip of paper. Eureka!
The amount of record keeping and paperwork an LAUSD teacher is expected to complete has reached IRS-like proportions and yet new teachers are expected to do more and more paperwork for BTSA, exercises that have all the value of making a student write "I will pay attention in class" 100 times. It is the ultimate exercise in futility. Indeed, the only entities that seems to be benefiting from the BTSA program are the caterers (keep your lunch, please, and let me go home an hour earlier) and the educational book publishers (which appears to be the biggest money making scam since Ken Lay's Enron deal).
What can we do? Perhaps write Sacramento. Perhaps stage a sit in? Really, I've no idea how to buck this ludicrous system. Suggestions? Anyone? Is this mic on?
I content that original idea for BTSA may have been a good one, but it has spun out of control and, like Godzilla, lumbers along, destroying all logic and reason in its path.