BTSA - the beast that won't die

Despite massive lay offs and budget woes, it appears the BTSA Beast is alive and kicking.  It also appears to be the same waste of time and money now as it was when I suffered through.  With all this Value Added Teacher nonsense (Thanks, LA Times, for declaring a War against Teachers.  Is this really the most effective way to reform our system? Really?!), you'd think we would be able to rate BTSA and similar worthless PDs with the same ruthless, bottom line attitude foisted upon us by the Superintendent and his ilk. 

A friend recently suggested I write a satirical play about LAUSD, but how can one spoof what is already a ridiculous parody?